Pimp My Beard, The January 28th Special: Rounds 3 & 4!

Round 3:

The Amish

Beautifully accessorized  with a mast sticking perpendicular from the head and multiple wives. Quinn will certainly need plenty of courtisans to tend this chin pasture. 

The Jolly Norton

Whether enjoying a joke with a passing photographer or simply writing an email in a bohemian café, The Jolly Norton just keeps on giving. Inspired by actor Ed Norton's turncoat nazi in TonyKaye's 'American History X', this is the ultimate in flexible beardry.

Round 4:

Castaway

Planning to get ship wrecked? This is the look for you. This is, the ONLY look. Scenario: You succed in flagging down a sojourning albatross and escape your malnutrified, undersaloned island paradise. You have shaved using a particularly sharp bit of shell that you found - you wanted to make yourself look nice for when you got back. But on returning, your friends and family reject you like a baby owl that has been handled by human hands and is eaten by its mother. They simply cannot accept you're outlandish excuse for not being around to compliment their beards for the last few years without some sort of proof on your own cheeks and chin. Survivors, don't chop it, Aesop it!

The Badger Baiter

Care for some of my pine cones little badger? BLOOF! Badger mittens for little Mary. Yes that right, it's The Badger Baiter. The epitome of suave and bastard, you could talk a rodent into a catery with that moustache.