Thursday, 17 May 2012


The Time We Met 


Coming from where we came,
We’d seen a thing or two,
Could give a thing its name.
We’d grown in field and town,
Semi detached from the playgrounds
Through which our playdough personalities
Had so far been squeezed.
We had survived the barbs of adolescence,
Would tease out the thorns.


We were exuberant.
With spliffs and student bank accounts to burn,
We set out, twenty strong,
Rambled down florescent streets,
Reorganising traffic cones and road signs.
We marvelled at sound reflected on a domed pub ceiling,
Catching snippets of other people’s conversation,
We drank to our omnipotence,
And deftly ignored our ignorance.
We’d learnt new words and wanted to use them,
Like teleological, spectrographic, djuvet and blup.
We dragged ourselves, bleary eyed to seminar and lecture,
We quoted, extrapolated, deduced and conversed,
We spoke with authority on subjects diverse,
Over “ities” and “isms” we’d argue and curse,
Hated to back down and exchanged harsh words,
That were soon forgotten
Amid the hangovers we’d nurse.


We gleefully jumped into one another’s skins,
And bounded to music recently made our own.
We watched new favourite films.
Scoured art for significance.
Ate and learnt how to cook,
Cue Andy he wrote us the book.
We swapped clothes and opinions,
And borrowing authors,
We frantically tattooed ourselves, with each other’s passions.
We binged on naivety,
Said things that might now make us cringe,
But we were open,
And listened to life stories with earnest ears
Identifying and truth defying,
We stacked experiences with our own,
Played Jenga in the kitchen sink,
And laughed with delight,
To toss a coin into an unguarded drink.


We were maturing fast;
Half obeyed cleaning rotas,
And realised all the lies they told us at school.
We dropped childish prejudice;
Talked to strangers, read newspapers, accepted vegetables,
And felt pretty grown up about it.
We paid bills and insulted landlords,
Destroyed the house, but cleaned up afterwards.
We heard the thundering hooves of deadlines,
And ate biscuits.
Got jobs to pay for taste the difference.
We approached problems with reason and clarity -
How to hide a stain, get an extension,
How to film the girls and their girls only party.
Awoke from a long night,
To find we’d borrowed a board room door.
Scratched our heads, fashioned a table
And played ping pong forevermore.


In quiet moments, we looked back to where we started.
Had charged blindly down roads now clearly marked.
To arrive here. With coins tossed and decisions near,
We thought of our futures and flipped between ideas.
Paths branching out to potential failure,
If we walked up one could we walk up another?
The old adage guided those who knew it -
You can do most anything, if you put your mind to it.
Only first you had to work out what to do,
Who to be and how to go about your business.
From one another we got different views,
Got courage, love, trust and forgiveness.
Got calm words when we couldn’t think straight,
Leant on each other and saw the marks we make.
Felt hands on shoulders,
Over which we watched as we painted each other’s portraits.
Watched them grow and shimmer,
As we proudly hung them by our mirrors.

Sunday, 15 May 2011

Snippy Snaps






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Pimp my Beard: Round 6

Mad Dog
In this, the last of the current series of PMB, Browning suspects he bought the extra strong Fisherman's Friends instead of the normal strength ones he usually likes. This is a beard that requires pastel fresh breath: a cool, take five inhalation before I smash your suburb dwelling face in then lecture you on crop rotation. Grown in semi arid shrub land, this is doing a crossword puzzle in your own blood, this, is Mad Dog.


Wednesday, 13 April 2011

Snapple Paps


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Pimp My Beard: Round 5 (with special guest appearance)

 Lip Candy
Nissan jets in from London, England to give us a taste of his casual/trim Lip Candy. 
"Lip Candy" says Nissan, "is a look I wanted to bring to Pimp My Beard ever since I first read about it the Sunday Times Supplement. We`ve seen many original, one might even say, prodigous beards in the previous rounds and while I enjoyed their chameleonic lustre, a part of me was screaming out, 'Don`t forget your roots! Don`t forget your history!' So I was delighted when the organisers offered me this spot to show young beard and beardery enthusiasts that a bold, slap in the face with a gold brick wrapped in a slice of lemon moustache still carries a strong statement in the modern era." Indeed an intransient moustache, this is a look that says on the one hand, 'This is just something I threw on before I left the house' and on the other, 'Yes, I'll have the filet mignon.' 

 Benson & Hedges
Browning takes advantage of this reflective surface to deftly sport the Benson & Hedges. A look that caters for swimming pools, large water basins such as you might find in a restraunt or soya processing plant, the sea, salt flats and the hard of hearing. The Benson & Hedges whispers slithery introspections in the ear. A look for self re-discovery, remodeling, finding the inner bank robber, taxidermist or late 18th century rural pastor.
Looking for yourself? Look no further than the Benson & Hedges.

Monday, 28 February 2011

Staring at the Dead

Mummy shook me from my trance,
Many years of minimal feeling.
Mummy shook me from my trance,
Her half open eyeless gaze, for days it sent me reeling,
Reliving and peeling back layers of emotion,
Stories unfelt in self protection,
Stored inside my onion vault mind.
Mummy shook me from my trance
And my head begins to bloom.
Delicate petals: hurt, triumph, sadness, love and anger,
All class of colours burst in motion capture reaching for light and air
And blur into one stupifying sense of existence.
Perfect, speechless. The narrowest point of vision that cones infinitely and all encompassingly.
And dries the mouth, coats the body, invades every movement and seems like death.

I think back to those eyeless eyes as I begin to stabilise,
From total sensation back to my plateau of expected association.
Of things that must be because of where they are and what they are not,
Of cigarette butts and forget-me-nots.
Of waste and beauty and oh I could go on,
To list it all in some collage to look like life.
But I saw with my whole body in those Inca eyes.
Absorbed five hundred years without compromise.
Lips that seemed to mouth at me.
A little girl hit by lightning,
Expression preserved - a sacrifical offering,
Buried as close to sky as she could be brought,
In the claustrophobia of my existence I could not be taught,
To let a thing be, there being no other possibility.
The bird's nest of continuous alternatives imagined for every teasing moment starts to relax and unravel.
A boy that wandered into dark woods is coming home,
Unafraid to feel, friends with the butterflies,
Seeking less to justify,
Proud to spill ink and testify,
Or be a bulb uncompromised.
Safe in the certainty of seasonal flowering,
In the cold and dark the buds are ripening.

Friday, 25 February 2011

Potosi Miners

Crouched and crooked, struggling for breath.
Going down fast, further out of my depth.
"Into the mouth of hell", one chronicler put,
Under the mountain at twelve thousand foot.
Fumbling through the catacombs,
Dust encrusted nostrils cave in,
Claustrophobia threatening.
Ghosts in the rock,
The forgotten of the flock.
Unseen, underground,
Turned to stone through centuries without sound.

Choking, scrambling on all fours,
Palms cut on jagged debris.
Pause to heave air in,
A tenth of my strength.
Up again, under helmet and overhanging crunch,
Potosi miners, hard hattest of the bunch.
Pulling minerals from the mountain,
Dragging them up and out on defiant spines, through impossile passages.
Pushing the wagon: two by two, a ton along rusting rails,
Plunging coca into their mouths, all day with blackened nails.
The leaf their only alimentation,
The green teethed symbol of this vocation.

Dense heat, stooping torchlight and broken beams,
Distant chisels pick at the seams.
Silver, Zinc, Copper, Tin.
The periodically able, where do I fit in?
Square shouldered great grandad in the ground for coal,
Saviour hero when the pit fell in.
Great man they say, but neither I nor my father's him,
Potosi miners doing themselve in.
Living forty, fifty years,
The lungs pack up and succumb to the tears,
Of wives, mothers, sons and daughters,
The numbers stack up, the sum of their fears.

Inheritance, conscious inevitability:
The miner's son joins the fraternity,
Wears its gowns but seldom frowns,
Earns more than they do in the towns.
Answers to noone, commitment to collectivity,
A creed of positivity, a law of reciprocity.
Empowered, the cooperative sets its own hours,
Selects its holidays and shares what it pays.
The living mine's memory,
It wasn't always like this:
Forced labour, six months without daylight,
Now death has a sweeter kiss.
Families round the table, dining on meat and rice,
Potosi miners, brothers in proud sacrifice.